slap off

Slap off. Noun. English. A contest between two people who bear some sort of grudge and attempt to resolve it through the force or impact of a slap to the face.

Imagined slap off: Lauren Bacall vs Elisabeth Hasselbeck -- Winner, Bacall. Slap off in cinema: Terry Ann Wolfmeyer vs Adam 'Shep' Goodman in The Upside of Anger -- Winner, Wolfmeyer.

by Manx the Cat October 25, 2008

slap line

An imaginary line of people you know that do such stupid things it makes you want to slap them.

Sheila pissed me off so bad.. She needs to go in the slap line.

by chrs885 August 1, 2003

slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.

"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

Slap and Slide

A variant of the original toy, the "Slip and Slide"'. The Slap and Slide is an activity to be done at Gay orgies. The original "Slip and Slide" or a tarp is laid on the ground. All men then slap their dicks until they jizz onto the tarp. (The more the better) People then run and slide on the tarp, using the cum as a lubricant.

Gay Guy #1: How was the gay orgy?
Gay Guy #2: The most fun I've had at an orgy in a long time. We even set up a Slap and Slide, what fun.

by joiepietrouskie September 6, 2013

slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.

Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!

by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008

Slap Ass Friday

The Friday of every single week all school year where students sexually harass other students by slapping each other's asses without consent. Students and teachers at the time don't even realize it's sexual harassment because of Rape culture in our society. All in all it's literally normalizing the sexual harassment and reducing the education of personal space and boundaries.

Sally: Oh my god! I totally just got my ass slapped by some random person today!
John: You do realize that's sexual harassment, right?
Sally: NO! THEY TOLD ME IT'S SLAP ASS FRIDAY, It's like an actual thing now.
John: I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment, Sally! That's not okay at all.

by melaninporn January 26, 2016

slap happy surprise

For best results do this one in the dark. When the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should cum in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the jizz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unjizzed hand. After her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the jizzed on hand.

She did not want me to cum in her so i decided to give her a slap happy surprise.

by Paul Trahan April 21, 2003