simpl

When something is ridiculously simple, or a no-brainer.

Dude, that was rad! So simpl!

by smart_uncle July 24, 2015

simper

a person who is a mega simp does anything for e-girls and his mom

damn milo little is such a fucking simper

by ted is gay fhs xoxoxo March 16, 2020

Simpette

Noun, Female Simp

Malisa: I would do anything for Tod. Tods friend: bro, she's such a simpette. Tod: hi I'm Tod

by Amanwhoisfunny July 17, 2020

sack sampler

One who licks the sweat from many nut sacks.

Timmy mention to me after rugby practice that my girlfriend Sally was quite the sack sampler.

by Not Slim May 15, 2003

Rap similes

Rap similes are the comparison of modern words to everyday life or trials.

1)My rhymes spit hot lava like a volcano but twist up bodies like a wild tornado is a Rap simile.
"Man I use Rap similes to compare all sorts of things"

by Anthony H. and Kristine K. December 12, 2007

simpleton

someone who drives Chevys, drinks Budweiser, listens to Nickelback, votes Republican, and basically does absolutely NO thinking on their own, at all, just does/thinks/believes what advertising/media tells them.

My sister just got her third Dachsund and of course named it a people name: Charles; total lame yuppie-wannabe. And then Carl just bought a pickup truck, and of course it's a Chevy, his fourth one, cause he's an "All American", like the commercials tell him. He also had Nickelback blasting when he pulled up in it, and had a case of shitty Budweiser beer in the truck. God, my sister and my friend are both such a couple of simpletons.

by aquajerk/surly December 27, 2011

Simpleflips

The fear of Papa Johns. Also known as Papaphobia. It got this alternate name from one person having this strange phobia, dying of a heart attack upon the sight of seeing a Papa John employee tossing pizza dough.

A: Hey man what you want to eat?
B: I don't care
A: Hmmm, what about Papa Johns
B: Okay you need to S T O P because I have Simpleflips

by NotPickle March 2, 2019