simp

an abbreviation for simpleton, one who is simple minded or simple in their actions

Danny: Suzie Q is such a simp.

by 715b December 15, 2009

SIMP NATION

MATTHEW JACOB WENZEL AKA SUPREME DREW AKA MILK BOY

matthew runs simp nation

by fuckmatthew April 2, 2020

simclal

"Sitting In My Chair Laughing A Lot." A chat acronym comparable to LOL or ROFL.

gamer54: holy crap, I just got pwnd
tehguy932: simclal

by beuks October 5, 2008

Simcoe Salmon Swim

cumming inside of a vagina, regardless of the vagina's owner making specific requests against it prior to the sex act.
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy

C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"

by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006

Simpbiotic relationship

Is where two people simp for each other simp

Person 1: Jay and sally are total simps for each other.
Person 2: Yeah it’s a definitely a simpbiotic relationship.

by Kryptic Fallout February 13, 2020

Simp

A boy thirsty for a woman after a certain ski trip

‘Come on Dan lets go round abby’s and smoke the devils lettuce’

‘Yes shall we invite reuben he knows a thing or two about the Mary Jane’
‘Lettuce, *pause then laughter*’
The simps rolled on towards the pizza restaurant

by MTlaw123 March 7, 2020

Simp

Avinash getting left on read for multiple days and responding in seconds

Avi was a simp for a girl wit no personality

by Bootycheeks3000 March 8, 2020