Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.
"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"
by TheCarrotMurderer July 28, 2013
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electric shock

when she sucking dat dick too good you start to do the electric shock
Nigga 1 : ayo shawt gave me the electric shock last night

Nigga 2 : what you mean bro

Nigga 1 : bro she sucked my dick so good last might I was shaking

Nigga 2 : damn bro I wish my shawt did that
Nigga 1 : ask her for the electric shock
by johnnytest9 May 01, 2019
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Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
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Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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Shock and Thaw!

Process of cold showering, used to relieve oneself from 'last night'.
A: You OK!!!!!???

B: I will be after I 'shock and thaw!'
by Tony du Angletere May 02, 2022
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Shocked

me when i look up the word sex on urban dictionary cause i thought it might be funny:
Me: BRO WHY ARE THEY WRITING FAN FICTION!?!?!?! IM SO SHOCKED
Friend: idk
by Guest_5092 May 07, 2023
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shocked

its so omg is when a girl cant describe what the hell you just did and it was probably really hot
wow , that shocked me
by mieawiea April 05, 2023
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