Cold Shock

A technique cannabis growers use induce cold temperatures to imitate purple flowers.

"Naw man, that purp be stanky 'cause the chlorophyll froze. Stupid growers be Cold Shock(ing) their beauties."

by Desinis September 6, 2012

Pull a Shocking

Most commonly used when someone says they are quitting but return the next day like nothing happened.

Bye everyone I'm quitting for good.
-Next Day-
How's it going?
-Wow did he just pull a shocking?!?-

by Modisanigga July 15, 2014

shock video

usually originating from the 2000s to late 2010s, a shock video is categorized by something that can come across as shocking, gross, insane, and/or homicidal. shock videos usually include illegal acts or just plain disgusting content that lives up to its name; to shock, disturb, and harm.

Joel: “Damn, I need a good website to see some shock videos.”
Katie: “Wtf, why?”
Joel: “They get me off.”
Katie: “Uh, Goresee, seegore, rotten.com, the gauntlet, liveleak, cartoon network…”

by novaxyro January 20, 2025

shit shock

When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)

Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march

by OneApollo July 15, 2025

Air Shocked

when your going up a long roller coaster then it drops, that feeling you get

I had a high drop and got Air Shocked

by anonymous smiley08 November 9, 2018

Davidson Electric Shock

One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.

“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄

“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”

“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.

You get the idea.

by Dree74 August 13, 2025

Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.

Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?

by someStranger8 October 12, 2022