Underground Railroad

When 2 black guys are running train on a girl.

1.) "Yo Jared, did you hear that Stephanie was riding the underground railroad last night?"

2.) Luis and Tivo gave Monica a ride on the underground railroad last night.

by theMASShole August 14, 2012

Grease railing

When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.

There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.

Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!

by hashtag powerful aka aww nawl January 12, 2019

Nose slide a rail

Code for snorting a line of a powdered drug, preferably cocaine. Usually used when using the term, "Snort a line" will get you in trouble.

Tom and Pete are snorting coke in the basement while Toms mom is around.
Pete says: Hey Tom, wanna nose slide a rail real fast?
Tom says: Sure bro *winks*

by minnesota_stoner January 1, 2009

High Speed Railway

A really fast electric train that goes zoom.

Person 1. "I really want to go from LA to NY in a day but planes produce too much co2 too be viable"
Person 2. "Sounds like you need a High Speed Railway there fast and run on electricity which can be produced by solar power and such"

Example 2

"Man we really need a High Speed Railway all across our country"

by mylilbitchboy October 5, 2020

raillan

Raillan is the kid that no one likes, especially himself. But somehow he's able to trick them into not beating the shit out of him. However he does make decent dead baby jokes.

Raillan: "What's a blonde standing on her head? "
Everyone else:"What?"
raillan:"A brunette with bad breathe!"

by that stupid asshole January 21, 2004

underground railroad

the act of a girl starting with her tongue in the deep south (ball sack) and running up the length of the underside of the penis to the north (penis head). pioneered by harriet tubman, she is know as the best known giver of underground railroads, performing on Abraham Lincoln, getting him to free the slaves.

i hate getting underground railroads, they tickle.

by chrisdylan March 4, 2011

get railed day

On October 15, everyone has to get railed. If you don’t, a curse will be put on you forever and you will never be able to get railed again.

Stephanie: Babe, it’s get railed day! Rail me so we both don’t get the curse !!

Jake: okay baby, come here and let me rail you.

by anonymous October 4, 2020