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Raillan is the kid that no one likes, especially himself. But somehow he's able to trick them into not beating the shit out of him. However he does make decent dead baby jokes.
Raillan: "What's a blonde standing on her head? "
Everyone else:"What?"
raillan:"A brunette with bad breathe!"
raillan by that stupid asshole January 21, 2004
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A word used to describe someone that films trains. It is not a job, it’s a hobby that anyone can do. It doesn’t matter what, at what time, when, and where you railfan, as long as you enjoy it. Anyone can become a railfan if they want. It doesn’t matter what device you use to film trains
John is a railfan that always goes to a train station near him.
Railfan by nothingmuch_ October 31, 2018
Person who gets over come with excitement whenever a train is near.
There was a railfan foaming over the U26C
Railfan by David Maciulaitis July 30, 2003
A person involved in a hobby who appreciate the many aspects of railroading through observation, the use of the arts, education, prototype modeling and/or railroad employment. For more information, see www.mickinspiration.com/allabouttrains.html
Many railfans turned out to watch an old steam engine come to life.
Railfan by Michael Mickens April 15, 2004
You sound like such a Railan when you talk like that.
railan by The rail January 18, 2017

Caught in Rallan's Mustache 

To have to listen to someone ramble on and on, absolutely dominating the conversation, and leaving you with no room to participate in or exit the conversation.
Boss: Why are you late?!

Employee: Sorry, I was on my way but I got caught in Rallan's Mustache.