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Get the Robert Moment mug.A father that works hard for his family. He is a camping and four wheel driving enthusiast that loves a good beer with mates. When asking him a question just be prepared for a positive grunt or a negative grunt, no matter what type of answer you require.
by a literal child August 12, 2022
Get the Robert Effield mug.An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.
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The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.
A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.
The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.
e.g.
Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"
Audience "No"
Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"
Robert E. "haha good one me"
Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"
Audience "No"
Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"
Robert E. "haha good one me"
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if your name is Bella Roberts your the best person ever and is hotter than French - Filipino girls mixed from their French dad and filipino- Aussie mothers.
you slay
Guy 1: what's your name?
Bella Roberts: Bella Roberts
Guy 1: your hired, have my money and my last name, you slay!!!
Bella Roberts: Bella Roberts
Guy 1: your hired, have my money and my last name, you slay!!!
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