The absolute pretence that you are an angel with no baggage or skeletons in your closet and that you are a wholesome, pleasant being with no sexual perversions.
Person 1: Where's that chocolate cake gone?
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.
by Shaker 1903 September 25, 2019

When you put the standard two fingers into a girl's vagina (or the ass for gay men) and make the peace sign for a scandalous surprise.
by Guantanamo Stars June 20, 2011

by Jimmy dong johnson December 6, 2019

by Aww October 30, 2006

by jimmy smith March 12, 2005

a orange haired kid that i fucked.... he has a 11 inch penis.... gurls if i was 1 of u i would fuck this kid for another 11 hours peace out love ya nigga
by Katie Lanno January 22, 2005

American actor and musican commonly remembered as the parking garage attendant in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". He was also the very first drummer for the band Sonic Youth.
"You guys have nothing to worry about. I'm a profesional" -Richard Edson's character in Ferris Bueller.
by 1-2 crush on you December 28, 2007
