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Cliff Richard

The absolute pretence that you are an angel with no baggage or skeletons in your closet and that you are a wholesome, pleasant being with no sexual perversions.
Person 1: Where's that chocolate cake gone?
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.
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The Richard Nixon

When you put the standard two fingers into a girl's vagina (or the ass for gay men) and make the peace sign for a scandalous surprise.
I got the Richard Nixon last night. It was both controversial and wonderful!
by Guantanamo Stars June 20, 2011
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Bag of richards

Hey kane you can suck on a bag of richards.
by Jimmy dong johnson December 6, 2019
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Keith Richards

The man whom Mick Jagger wants as a sexdoll.In other,Mick's crush.
Read Keith Richards,Marianne Faithfull's Biographies....
by Aww October 30, 2006
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richard nixon

my hero!!! I love him, isn't he cute?:-)
richards hot.... don't u think so ?!?!?!?!?
by jimmy smith March 12, 2005
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Murphy Richards

a orange haired kid that i fucked.... he has a 11 inch penis.... gurls if i was 1 of u i would fuck this kid for another 11 hours peace out love ya nigga
orange haired kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I luv u
by Katie Lanno January 22, 2005
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Richard Edson

American actor and musican commonly remembered as the parking garage attendant in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". He was also the very first drummer for the band Sonic Youth.
"You guys have nothing to worry about. I'm a profesional" -Richard Edson's character in Ferris Bueller.
by 1-2 crush on you December 28, 2007
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