Richard Tucker

mega wanker

Stop being a Richard Tucker and put your pants back on.

by BangkokBoogy November 20, 2014

Bag of richards

A polite way of saying a bag of dicks!!

Hey kane you can suck on a bag of richards.

by Jimmy dong johnson December 6, 2019

Evan Richards

Stupid

Evan Richards is stupid

by Hello I'm yeet April 22, 2019

Cliff Richard

The absolute pretence that you are an angel with no baggage or skeletons in your closet and that you are a wholesome, pleasant being with no sexual perversions.

Person 1: Where's that chocolate cake gone?
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.

by Shaker 1903 September 25, 2019

Dirty Richard

Dirty Richard

A dirty Richard

by anonymous March 9, 2022

richard simpkin

verb. to eat a chicken bone and a granola bar at the same time, whilst shouting 'yum yum' 'chew chew chewy' and 'tell all your friends'

YUM YUM granola bar CHEW CHEW CHEWY YUM YUM chicken bone TELL ALL UR FRENDS!

by Tom Staniforth April 14, 2004

Keith Richards

The man whom Mick Jagger wants as a sexdoll.In other,Mick's crush.

Read Keith Richards,Marianne Faithfull's Biographies....

by Aww October 30, 2006