Retarded Pubic Hair

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.

That guy probably has retarded pubic hairs.

by Daddy-to-your-mom-and-dad-to-u March 11, 2019

Retarded question

A question that should be so obvious you just seem retarded after you ask it. Or any question that is common sense and you ask the question anyway.

Retarded question example “does the Grand Canyon have water at the bottom”

by Mynameismichealmyers October 16, 2021

life-retarded

when somebody hasn't the common knowledge or experience needed to get through a day without asking for help.

life-retard: how do you cook beans?
friend: you're life-retarded.

by christopherwordgenius August 17, 2011

profoundly retarded

A person who, if examined, would not be considered mentally handicapped, but due to the nature of his actions and decisions one would assume he has mental deficiencies.

Me: I saw Luscious walking up to random people telling them they smell like hot garbage.

Friend: Leave him be man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard April 18, 2018

youtube retarded

Someone who has no idea how to use youtube

Bianca is soooo Youtube retarded. She had no idea how to find the video of a dancing dog.

by TechnicolorfulLife April 5, 2008

let's get retarded

wasted
doing something totally out of the blue
funkee sex

by Brit williams November 4, 2003

retarded

adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d

a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox

Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.

by SOA December 18, 2006