i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I regret reading that

What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.

(Looks up PJ)

I regret reading that jim.

by Myric September 28, 2019

Middle school reality

Middle school reality is full of frickin idiots that dont know JACK. They are a bunch of thots that hang out with little mini idiots. You are the only NORMAL kid in that sick filled place.

Girl this is middle school reality

by I got STDs October 1, 2019

hotter than hellen keller reading poetry

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer

"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"

by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020

Post pandemic reality

Hopefully in the post pandemic reality, people remember what they forgot during the pandemic, that they never needed normalcy or hope. The dysfunctional lives most of us led before somebody tried to pause them and make them normal will return, and because most people don't think the sky is going to fall because they see a condo building collapse on the news, they won't need a celebration of hope, or a daily dose of hope to be happy. They will be happy without it, knowing they never needed it, since hope and positive/boundlessly optimistic thoughts are for weak people and cynics.

The post pandemic reality won't be a new normal, it will be the same old dysfunctional world some people have forgotten they missed. Nobody will miss what they are told the new normal is, nobody will miss the wildfire spreading, or what they are told the new world order is. The old stuff is still around.

by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021

Detached from reality

Insane. Just plain off your rocker. Not "with it".

“I thought, boy, if he really believes this stuff, he has lost contact with— he’s become detached from reality if he really believes this stuff," Barr said of a breaking point he had in December.

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Plane of Reality

A PoR (Plane of Reality) is where a Universe contains more pieces of elevated chunk data instead of one.

Bob: Do you know where John is?
Kyle: He's probably in another Plane of Reality.

by olek0 July 16, 2022