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minimum rage

A state of anger brought on by being underpaid.
I just found out my salary is 20% below market. I've got some serious minimum rage.
by Justice Walker April 13, 2008
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Road Rage

The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.
Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.
by Jesus February 24, 2003
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Rimjob Ranger

A person Who enjoys giving ones anus a good oral cleaning.
That guy is such a Rimjob Ranger. Always tongue fucking peoples asses.
by Starwolf August 20, 2008
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Rage Against The Machine

A group of Harvard grads who got together and made one of the best bands ever. They sung about poltical shit in a way that made you think. They made grat music. They broke up and made Audioslave.
"People of the Sun" is their best song.
Long Live RAGE!!!!
by tsunami January 2, 2005
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Ranger Beads

Also called "pace beads," "SAS beads," and other names.
Beads put on a string that are held in place by friction, and can only be moved when slid up or down the string purposefully by the user.
These have been used for centuries, now they are used by militaries and mountaineers to judge the distance they have hiked.

*How to use*
You have two sections, an "upper" section with 6 beads, and a "lower" section with 7 beads.
You count roughly 60-70 paces, however many paces it takes for you to go 110 meters. Every 60-70 paces, drag a bead down from the lower section. Every lower bead represents 110 yards, or 1/16 of a mile, hiked.
Every upper bead represents 880 yards, or 1/2 a mile.
When you've brought down every lower bead and reach up to bring down the non-existent 8th bead, bring down an upper bead, and reset the lower beads. Start all this over.

You can judge distance hiked over a flat surface to about a 10% error ratio. Remember if you're hiking over hills or something it'll mess this up.
Look around, they're all over military surplus sights.
by oneeyedjack July 2, 2005
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Reddit Rage

A momentary, violently uncontrollable urge to rapidly down-vote other user's submissions or comments on www.reddit.com, often as a natural reaction to having one's own submissions down-voted.
After having his submission down-voted below zero three seconds after posting it, Joe flew into an intense case of Reddit Rage, proceeding to down-voting every submission that did not mention pink plastic kittens in the title.
by Strawberry Angel March 22, 2009
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Retard Rage

When a downs syndrome person gets mad.

Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.

Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.
Newspaper headline:

SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK

A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.
by Don Strongo May 29, 2010
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