Randy;
A Pronoun; DIRT~STAR, Overly exaggerated, commonly DECIEVING form of thing that is even remotely Good for the soul. Should have irremovabal Mr. Yuck stickers plasterd all over it's outer covering. When you want to really picture Randy anywhere remotely around You, your children or your family pets, Think Narcisistic Sociopath (look it up people) Think lime green, Think Mr. Yuck..Think of your keys going missing only to find your car has been thrashed and important things have gone missing..Think of your cell phone and how much you value your contacts , then Think of it missing only to find later that RANDY has seethed through your phone, called your contacts and allianated you, and brutally slandard and lied to every single one of them, ABOUT YOU! SO Yeah! Think Lies., Think of the word CU--T..and how much you love to hear it spoken in your earshot! let alone your children or pets.. then Think of more LIES, And how much you like LIVING ONE, BECAUSE, by allowing Randy into your Inersanctum you will continually be asking yourself if you are! .(and you know what that answer will be!)..When you Think you have to Think of Randy. Think ...of taking a huge dump. Think of running the other direction, Think of The color yellow, it's yield for slow the heck down ; precaution. And if your unlucky enough to come close to Randy..Run, don't walk...to a real safe place, untill the coast is clear# keep the devil Far...far....and AWAY!
life is precious! Live WISE!
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A Pronoun; DIRT~STAR, Overly exaggerated, commonly DECIEVING form of thing that is even remotely Good for the soul. Should have irremovabal Mr. Yuck stickers plasterd all over it's outer covering. When you want to really picture Randy anywhere remotely around You, your children or your family pets, Think Narcisistic Sociopath (look it up people) Think lime green, Think Mr. Yuck..Think of your keys going missing only to find your car has been thrashed and important things have gone missing..Think of your cell phone and how much you value your contacts , then Think of it missing only to find later that RANDY has seethed through your phone, called your contacts and allianated you, and brutally slandard and lied to every single one of them, ABOUT YOU! SO Yeah! Think Lies., Think of the word CU--T..and how much you love to hear it spoken in your earshot! let alone your children or pets.. then Think of more LIES, And how much you like LIVING ONE, BECAUSE, by allowing Randy into your Inersanctum you will continually be asking yourself if you are! .(and you know what that answer will be!)..When you Think you have to Think of Randy. Think ...of taking a huge dump. Think of running the other direction, Think of The color yellow, it's yield for slow the heck down ; precaution. And if your unlucky enough to come close to Randy..Run, don't walk...to a real safe place, untill the coast is clear# keep the devil Far...far....and AWAY!
life is precious! Live WISE!
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Run children, run as fast as you can! Grab Rufus and your little sister and lock the door behind you! Here comes Randy,!
Now do as I say! Oh dear! ..
I'll save the horses!
Now do as I say! Oh dear! ..
I'll save the horses!
by SkrillaG March 1, 2018
Get the Randymug. by "Randy Brown" January 29, 2014
Get the Randy Brownmug. by Öxy! April 30, 2024
Get the Randymug. he is the best person in the entire world I love randy castillo so much hes soooo affectionate and considerate and sweet and caring and loyal hes sarcastic and funny and makes funny jokes he is not dry at all and the most best person ever in the universe he matches all your love languages and always makes fun of u in a joking way and is understanding and patient and has time for you all the time he thinks hes ugly but he is the prettiest boy in the entire world he has the most cutest face ever with cute eyes and long lashes and fluffy hair with a tiny mullet cause you told him you like mullets with glasses that suite him he loves baggy pants and shirts he specifcally loves his batman pj pants and he has a bunch of dogs his own dog is pablo the rest are his moms and his brothers he loves legos and he reassures u sm without asking and reassures u when asked and loves physical touch and is so sweet and loveable and easygoing and understanding and perfect i swear on my life the most perfect person ever he will deal with ur princess attitude all the time and treat u like one and makes you feel so special and happy like a little kid in the toy section or candy section and shows you off all the time without having to ask and is like those cheesy cringey couples on tiktok that ppl threat with you and is so perfect u cant help but fall madly in love. everyone wants and needs a randy castillo and everyone should have one.
*overthinking*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*
Randy castillo: babee dont overthink theres nothing to overthink aboutt dont worry i lovee you sosososos muchhh my pretty girl"
*smiling and kicking legs in the air and screaming and blushing*
by kiwi(randy i hope u see this) July 27, 2022
Get the Randy castillomug. A name of greatness. In Urban Legend it is said, if you want your child to be GREAT! Name them Randy. If you want your child to be twice as great, name them Randy Randy. And, finally, if you want your child to be Thrice Great, name them Randy Randy Randy.
My name is Randy. It's not short for anything. My parents were into the RAND research foundation's iPhone app so they added a "Y" to the end of it.
by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024
Get the Randymug. by dylansuckcock<3 April 15, 2022
Get the randymug.