queef

An expulsion of gaseous air from the vagina. Also known as: snatch smoke, cunt cloud, cunt condensation, pussy vapor, pussy puff, breath of vagina, box fog, twat smog.

1. "Dude, did you go down on her?" "No way man, I didn't want her to queef me in the face."

2. We were in the midst of a chicken fight, and she was on top of my shoulders when I felt a pussy puff on the back of my neck.

3. She ripped off her clotes and spread her legs. But, as I was about to insert my penish, she exhaled some twat smog, and I lost my erection.

by nick863 April 19, 2006

Queefer Sutherland

When you have sex with a female for 24 hrs staright, that she lets out a queef so loud that lasts 24 min. People beguin to think its a bomb that they need to call Jack Bauer to come save the day.

At 5am there was a loud explosion heard by the airport, it turned out to be a Queefer Sutherland at the local Holiday Inn.

by OhhhhAlllll August 4, 2007

Queefing

Does not necessarily result from intercourse - lack of muscle tone leads to this type of female fart. This also has been know to be a hobby for some folks in mastering the art of queefing.

As she was in the tub she found she could squirt water and air out of her pussy hole.

by Golden Pussy April 11, 2004

Queef Lorraine

A dish best served moist. A cheesy, eggy tart with flaps of ham and a crusty base. Often served in finger buffets. Baking queef lorraine was a favourite past-time of housewives in the 1980s, and is seeing a resurgence in popularity today.

"Jane became frustrated with Arnold and served his slice of queef lorraine directly into his mouth."

by Lorraine Queef September 16, 2007

queef

vaginal fart after having sex

*makes sound*
k: what was that?
T: she had a queef

by gee wiz December 28, 2005

Queefery

The act of being a queef, or engaging in queefy behaviour. Engaging in flawed, peasantly behavior.

"Dude, must you persist with this obnoxious queefery?"
"Bro, I ask sincerely that you cease this engagement in flawless queefery."
"Well I must say, this is quite a display of queefery."

by Hadleyfartedonmyhead May 23, 2015

Queef

1. A vaginal fart during intercourse, usually in the doggystyle position

2. A man who is rude, stupid and northern. May make up meeting famous people to make himself look better.

1. She queefed when I took her from behind.
2. Queef is going to meet Hugo Boss today

by JustCod March 15, 2013