Shearth Quake

When you shit yourself so hard the earth quakes.

Man, I just felt a shearth quake.

by Greatredbeard July 18, 2019

Albanian Quake

When a creeper on line gets his first nude and masturbates so hard he starts speaking in tongues and his legs quake.

When Marko saw MehMehs fat in the middle dick he didn’t even take time to grab lube and did the Albanian Quake.

by Dominatrix;) November 25, 2019

Xin quan

A person who simps for every girl he hears and see, and puts his hoes before the bros.

"Yo hes such such a xin quan."

by Yourlover,.,.,.,.,, September 19, 2020

xin quan

Xin quan is the kind of guy who is shy but gets all the hoes. Also a very big simp. He's also the kind of guy who would go through someone's followers to find a girl to simp for. He wouldn't walk through a crowded place mostly with girls. Likely to make dick jokes and augh at it. Likes to make jokes but cannot take one, which makes him a massive snowflake. Would usually go to the toilet to use his phone in every lessons.

"Omg stop being a xin quan."

by Yourlover,.,.,.,.,, September 19, 2020

Blue Quan

A Leftest that believes conspiracy theories about President Trump

That Blue Quan still thinks that Russia made Trump Win

by LibertarianDemetri March 14, 2021

Ignorant Quadeca

Quadeca's alter ego that violently regurgitates dad jokes this time in the form of stereotypical rap cliches, uses prada, and has a worse adlibbing problem. This is all because of his mental disease.

Ignorant Quadeca:
"Yeah bitch, you know I be wearing all that prada!
Pretty soon (yuh!) my fame will have (what!) me rocking on (ayy) your mama! (get it)
For two weeks (ooh) call that fortnite (fuck) but I ain't no passing trend
I just (ayy) wanna fuck old (what) people in a mercedez (what) benz! (ayy!) "

by Anakin sandman March 19, 2021

Double Quaker Shaker

When you're having vaginal intercourse with a woman, you insert your testicles into her rectum. When you're ready to blow your load, you pull out both your genitals and put your balls into the woman's mouth to suck on, while you finish jerking yourself off only to finish on her forehead/hair.

Jessica doesn't like Gary anymore. I hear he gave her the ol' Double Quaker Shaker last night. What a legend.

by Dick Cheney's aborted son June 20, 2021