puff monster

A large, ravenous, vaginal monster that destroys and consumes anything in its path.

My coworker scares me, her puff monster was especially hungry today.

by Cheezedizz January 25, 2017

puffer luciano

A Detroit due known for having his own style. Always 100 with people and will never change up.

Puffer Luciano is the future

by Puffer Luciano March 14, 2017

puff boat racing

the sport of racing sailboats, often practiced by pretentious tossers from Ivy Leagues and private schools. A dull activity involving drifting around small lakes whilst barking like a pirate at other boats.

Casper's late for lunch again, he must be stuck on the pond puff boat racing again.

by trotter April 24, 2017

praff

The act of arriving late at your job, do nothing productive, then leave early. Especially on friday.

John is going home early, after skiping much of his work.
Harry: Praffing again, huh?
John: Yeah, I will resolve my issues tomorrow.

by redmongoose June 12, 2017

puff and fuck

When you get smacked and hook up afterwards.

Man last nights puff and fuck was bomb as hell.

by Velezie June 16, 2017

proffesional musician

A proffesional musician is someone who is extremely proficiant at playing a certian instrument, and does it for a living. Now, someone who is trying to become a proffesional musician is really just someone who is about to become homless (it's the harsh reallity).

I am someone who wants to be a proffesional musician so it's ok that I am making fun of them.

Boy oh boy, there's another attempt at a proffesional musician. I wish he would just give up.

HOLY BANANAS, that wooly mamoth has to be the best proffesional musician in the world! I mean who else could play the trombone like that?!

by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician October 1, 2017

Puff Daddy

A sugar daddy with a very inflated scrotum.

My man banged so many chicks he a puff daddy now

by the_grundle_fondler November 26, 2018