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Phonklogy

Phonklogy is a group about spreading Phonk and other types of Phonk...Also Including Brazilian Funk. The Phonk Emperor searches for Phonkists who are willing to join his journey throughout The World and spread the great word of Phonklogy. You do not find The Phonk Emperor, he finds you.
"Brother, haven't you heard of Phonk?"
"Would you consider of learning Phonklogy?"
"Phonklogy is very fun."
by psa1msss April 3, 2025
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phonk

this music genre is perfect for ages 3-16 and was brainwashed by some skibidi toilet ass short on youtube shorts
if u call this music then u might like construction noises
kid: I FUCKING LOVE PHONK SHUT THE FUCK UP
me: keep losing ur braincells
kid 2: REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!
by top g gamer 10 April 30, 2025
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Ponky shithe

A really foul-smelling or conceptually disgusting poop. The ponkier the shithe, the worse the smell or appearance. The ponkiest of shithes are typically correlated with an unhealthy body. This has led to many individuals taking to ill health intentionally, in competition to create ponky shithes.
Man 1: Aw, dude! You smell like a dripping butthole, man!
Man 2: Really? Nice! I just took a ponky shithe in my backyard, the stench must have clung to my tweed jacket!
Man 1: That explains it! I am so jealous - I think I must be eating too much fiber. My shithes are never ponky. They have fine shape, consistency, and smell. Fuck my life.
by Art Otay says It's Okay May 19, 2025
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Ponk

The act of hitting something or someone with a comedic implement, such as an inflatable hammer.
I'm going to ponk that dog if it keeps barking.

I ponked Ian when he wasn't looking.
by Rufus Vegas May 24, 2025
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plonk

a onomatopoeia for dropping shit on things or people
Guy1: Hey
Guy2:what
Guy1:plonk
Guy2:(bleeds out)
by bahablastforsale June 16, 2025
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Phronk

A phronk is like a frank, like a weiner.
Did you see that guy? His phronk was so big it was bursting out of his pants at the funeral!
by Mathreallyrules July 2, 2025
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Phonk

Phonk (noun)
The art of folding your entire skeleton in half just to check one (1) notification.
“Bro hit the phonk position again, his spine’s a boomerang.”
by geodd August 28, 2025
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