Peanut Butter Nutsmack

Verb.
When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.

Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!

by McVaginaCouch April 29, 2011

Peanut Butter Wig

When someone deficates upon their partner's head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.

The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.

Jeff: "I woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!"

Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"

Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"

by The Third Khaaal June 22, 2011

Peanut Butter Slip Jack

The act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut butter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. You then slam your dick into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.

She walked funny for days after I gave her the Peanut Butter Slip Jack.

by The Cum Factory June 28, 2011

Peanut Farmer

A term used for gay men who are attracted to men with small testicles. sort of a gay equivalent of chubby chaser.

Jerry is trying to get with that old guy. nah man its cool, hes a peanut farmer so hes into it.

by swiz747 June 1, 2012

Peanut Butt

The last 10% of a Peanut Butter jar that is so hard to get to with a knife.

Dave opened up the peanut butter jar and exclaimed "Aw man, all that's left is the Peanut Butt!"

by PDXWaterproof June 12, 2015

peanut brain

A dumb-ass who is incapable of understanding basic concepts that come naturally to the majority of the developed world. An individual whose IQ is within 10 points or above 100.

That peanut brain called a timeout even though they had none left.

by sandlot03 March 3, 2021

rotten peanut

It means someone who is a pessimist and they affect everyone's mood. Peanuts can rot.

She's such a rotten peanut.

by Ceasar Ray March 25, 2009