Possumpose

When you roll up to a party to walk in and every body s sleeping cause they that shook. .of you

I found a party tonight we showed up and everyone was sleeping possumposed.. or they all scatter.

by Possumpose April 5, 2025

Poosumer

A prosumer but with Poo. It's for sustainability similar to Perpetual Cornage.

Did you hear? Nick has started the Poosumer diet

by Rhbrhngf February 17, 2026

Posumotion, posumUotion, posumotioN

Posumotion, posumUotion, posumotioN

Posumotion, posumUotion, posumotioN

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Potluck job

When a junkie attends a potluck uninvited and sticks his dih in all the foods, especially getting his greasy pubes stuck in the food

“Yea I showed up to that potluck unattended last night, gave it an absolute potluck job”

by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025

First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch

oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster

by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008

Sunshine Potfuck

an alcoholic drink containing:
ice
sunny d smooth
minute maid frozen orange juice
a banana
wild Turkey

blend it all together
and YUM

Sunshine Potfuck

by Pacalicious October 2, 2009

crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks

"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010

by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010