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I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 6, 2022
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Pleased

Expressing satisfaction
I'm pleased with my report card
by Ichigo06090 October 9, 2022
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Eyesauce I please triangle

Wordplay on isosceles triangle. In this case it's a game where a woman face plants her golden triangle in the face of her gf or bf then masturbates vigorously so as to stimulate her g-spot eventually squirting her girl juice in the eye 👁️ of her partner.
My gf and I did. Eyesauce I please triangle last night. She shot an huge load of girl juice in my left eye and all over my face. I didn't want to wash my face for a week!
by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021
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Please speak English

It means you should stop speaking spanish and speak english in a video game because you are in a english server.
by BruhMomentor August 28, 2020
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A rhetorical question implying a group of gentlemen is misbehaving or is not focused in the classroom.
Brian: Gentlemen can we focus please?
by Brian the Gentleman December 3, 2025
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Nigga Please

This is my favourite cereal. There is an advert of it
by Your boi jimmy November 29, 2019
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Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.
Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!
by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023
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