photoflopping

When one enters photoshop with enough hubris and optimism to try and produce something, only to find after hours of failed attempts that they have got nowhere.

Pat: "Hey, Liam! It's been bad times today! I've been photoflopping hard for 5 hours and now all I wanna do is bury my head in whiskey"

Liam: "Take it easy Pat! Photoflopping is part of life, lets drink some Tyskie, go on a rampage and forget about it!"

by pattersplatter October 1, 2014

photobombardier

One who bombs photos with the dedication, if not the pinpoint accuracy, of a crew member on a bomber aircraft.

Neddy von Noodle was a practised photobombardier, showing all the other dachshunds how it was really done!

by aviatrixen January 5, 2015

Photoshophographer

Someone who is a Photographer and also a Photo retoucher and editor using Photoshop.

"Hey, I heard John is a great Photoshophographer"
"I am a professional Photoshophographer"

by TiPi June 9, 2014

photomotive

Relating to photography taken from a vehicle, esp. while it's moving/the photographer is driving.

That was a great photomotive picture of the sunset, Bob, but it's dangerous to shoot while driving!

by gonzoficionado July 12, 2014

Photohomieing

When one takes a selfie and inserts another unaware person into the frame making that person look like a homie - opposite of photo bombing. Derivatives: potohomie, photohomies, photohomied

Example - the kid that took a selfie with Paul McCartney and Warren Buffett in the background - he was photohomieing, Paul and Warren were photohomied!

by Salamander Lore July 27, 2014

Photogravity

When taking a group photograph the weight of the people in the picture increases forcing them to squat.

Photogravity is especially strong among the girls in that photo.
Photogravity caused my knees to buckle.

by plw1234 May 15, 2015

photo diarrhea

A condition causing one to email others excessive quantities of one's photos, usually of family and friends.

Example: "My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures he took of the kids this afternoon -- he has photo diarrhea!"

My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures, about his afternoon with the kids -- he has photo diarrhea.

by Vortex4 September 28, 2015