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Penis ice-carving

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.
"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."
by Ice-carver January 16, 2010
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penis brothers

Two straight men who are not only friends, but are united by the bond of having had sex with the same woman.
When Wade told me he'd gone home with Julie the night before, I congratulated him. Not just because he'd gotten lucky at the end of the night, but because he and I were now penis brothers.
by The_Italian_Handjob July 21, 2014
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small penis rig

A ridiculously overlifted truck not used for offroading. Identified by having 3' or more of clearance underneath, excessive chrome parts such as steps, grills, cattleguards, wheelwell trim, headache rack, lightbar, rims, smokestacks, a completely spotless or custom paintjob completely bereft of any dust or dirt (belying its entirely non-offroad use), offroad tires, and a trailer hitch dropdown. May also have the brand name spelled out in large decal lettering someone on the truck. Basically a large medical device used to compensate for the infintessimally small size of one's penis.
"Did you see that truck with the 5' lift kit and 30" tires? It didn't have a speck of mud on it, it must be just a small penis rig"
by bitemyshinymetalass December 24, 2009
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Stenchel Penis

Josh has a Stenchel Penis today in school
by Im me76575675675675645435 January 12, 2011
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Ticky penis

A game as secretive as freemasonry and usually played by the sons of free masons in public school dormitories mainly situated in the south of England.

Similar to the play ground game, Tag, young boys of a privileged nature run round with their willys out chasing each other with the object of the game, if you are It, is to tag someone with your willy so that they are It.

Although this should be hard the school boys reach is enhanced by his semi as he is slightly aroused at being in close vicinity to other boys from privileged backgrounds.
"Fucking hell! Rupert's a right posh twat isn't he. Have you heard the lisp on him?"
"Yeah he probably got hit in the face too hard whilst playing ticky penis with his hunting frends"

"Fucking hell mate Get out my personal space. This isn't a game of ticky penis. You twat"
by Chairman Mao's alter ego January 6, 2012
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straight penis

Judging a female purely on the basis sexual appeal. No emotions or brain allowed at all. Only if you want a one-way ticket to bonetown
Joe, do you want to hook up with Abby?

Straight penis? Yes. But she's a grade A bitch.
by Hitler_did_nothing_wrong November 1, 2013
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Clown Penis

noun (clownpenis, clown penised, clown penising, clown penises)
1. An act of failure. Not just any failure but repeated failure and especially when the subject is not aware.
2. A person who's engaged in an extreme and/or ongoing failure. It is notable that a clown penis does not generally know they are a clown penis.

3. An organization that has numerous clown penises. The term "clown peni" (rhymes with "in your eye") has been adopted here to not confuse with just a bunch of clown penises. In one case it's the clown penises themselves and in the other it's the collective.

4. The actual penis of a clown (archaic). This is considered rude and insensitive and has mostly fallen out of use.

verb
"pulling a clown penis" or just "clown penis"
"Your perpetual motion machine has failed again. This isn't the first time you've clown penised this". passed tense

adjective
That clown penis cop is on my tail again.
Those clown penis truthers are at it again.

informal
Specifically: the use of a deep fryer in the nude.

Usage Note

In examples where there isn't sufficient repeat of failure, the word failure can suffice. Reserve the word clown penis for failures that are more ongoing or obvious to others but not the subject.

Person A: "Wow, that squirrel crossing the road was sure clown penis".

Person B: "That behavior has some evolutionary basis and increases it's survival rate overall you clown penis".
"The service at the restaurant is clown penis."

Oh know, that guys going to pull a clown penis. Hasn't he realized you can't walk on the freeway...

Origin
A children's ride designer shared a project with his wife she said "that looks like a penis you clown". Search for "clown penis" for various videos. When in a fancy restaurants she would often refer to her "clown's penis" at times. The invention was licensed by a ferris wheel company. Engineers and fabricators made working prototypes but they did not notice that the it looked like a penis ride. Quality assurance specialist from schneiders wiener manufacturer did report the penis likeness. He was killed in an accident. The company manufactured a few thousand units and they were mostly purchased by festival and rental companies. None of them realized that the kids ride was in fact.. a penis. This early production run was outsourced to a small village in China. They knew it was a penis all along. They didn't care they just said "haha clown penis! haha clown peanut!". The neighborhood association that rented it in the video mostly consisted of young mothers who were involved with the local church. When they rented it, there were some concerns but nobody was really sure. Eventually it was deployed on a summer day. Kids didn't know or care if it was a clown penis. They loved it. Parents and other observers did not notice so the installation remained for a month until it mysteriously disappeared.
by inventorArtist October 21, 2014
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