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Pathanis

The most foul-smelling, thieving, long-nosed creatures to ever exist. Pathanis originate from Pakistan, Afghanistan and parts of India, The Majority of which, reside in a city called Peshwar in Pakistan, Although a large number of them can be found in the middle east, driving school buses without a license and playing cricket in the middle of nowhere.

Every month, Male pathanis conduct a sacred ritual where they eat some biryani in a washroom and clap. Legends say that this summons the Patan deity named ‘Natap’ or ‘Muhammad Nathap’ who protects the Pathans and grants them their wishes in exchange for an offering for roasted meats and kabobs.

Male Pathani occupations include: As mentioned above Driving school buses terribly, Stealing money, Threatening to bomb a place, Causing explosions, Bragging about how rich his father is, Vaping, Causing Chaos, Starting Fights, Working in a Car Wash or Petrol pump.
Note that Female Pathanis generally don’t work, as they are busy at home contributing to the Pathan population. In the rare case they do choose to work, They usually tend to work as a teacher.
John: All my books are missing and I can see greasy bones on the floor.
Arthur: You, My have friend — Have been swindled by 'em pathanis.
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a person who is pathetic. pathetic as a noun rather than adjective
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A politically correct (woke) way to describe a lazy, workshy cunt.
Boss - "Hey Bert since I pay you a rather nice salary can you help out to move these really light boxes over there?"

Highest payed employee "No Ernie! That's not my job!" Bert then vanishes for the rest of the day hiding in dark corners waiting to go home early as they "worked" their lunch break.
Another employee rolls their eyes as they say to the boss - "Bert's one of those pathological avoidance persons"
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Pathetic

A girl who goes out on their ex friends boat with their ex friends ex boyfriend & then posts in on social media like it’s a win.
She was so pathetic she went out on the boat when it wasn’t even good boating weather.
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The sure-fire path to catching fire along your path
If you want progress you must take the pathfire path
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Pathy

A person who lags or disconnects from an online service/session
This person I am attempting to talk to is such a pathy
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the evies suck so they are a pathetic excuse
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