Parents

Somthing shitty, that give u food. And kicks u out of the house when ur 18...

Monkey parents dips monkey babby in wator.

by Norwegian_postman April 9, 2018

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chronic parents

parents who are ALWAYS home, somehow

hey babe, can i come over and give you a bj? "no sorry, I have chronic parents"

by nosebleedboi January 4, 2018

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usually a student a grade above. they will take the honor of acting as a parent to you, at school. they are the best people and deserve the world. if you have a school parent, tell them that you appreciate them.

1: hey man you should meet my school parent.
2: wow they sound cool!

by ghost typewriter January 17, 2020

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Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 5, 2020

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