Picking Clams

Another word for masturbation for a girl

I caught my daughter picking clams the other day.

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

Parking Lot Roulette

Stepping into an elevator at the parking garage where you last left your car, only to realize you have no idea what floor you left your car on, typically after a long shift at work when all you want to do is be at home.

Akeem: Dam, work was hell today, I can wait to get home, what floor you on?

Semmi: Four, no wait, six, aww shit, looks like I’m playing Parking Lot Roulette

by menelaos June 17, 2009

Parking Vulcher

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.

I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher

by David Valentine January 22, 2011

Packin' Chain

A term used to describe when someone has weapon-like confidence.

"Harold's yo-mama joke was so good, everyone knew he was packin' chain."

"I knew Harold was packin' chain at his board meeting presentation when everyone gave him a standing ovation."

by meatballninja June 23, 2011

Picking Your Duck

Pluckin ya 'nads.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness...so is picking your duck.

by dipsyjuniorforevah December 31, 2013

parking troll

A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.

Hey, did you see that parking troll approach the car to annoy the parking campers?

by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014

picking up wood

a woman -usually a lesbian- seducing an outdoorsy guy for quick and discrete sex.

I found out my girlfriend was picking up wood in Vermont.

by eff_in_Idaho September 12, 2016