Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.

Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)

by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021

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Cuzsie Pooping Friday

On fridays, Cuzsie will go poop and record / photograph his pooping adventures. Some may want to celebrate along with Cuzsie, by pooping along with him.

"Dude, wake up! It's Cuzsie Pooping Friday!"

by Cuzsie May 16, 2022

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popping • popping off • Popping a cherry • Popping my pussy • popping pussy • popping the cherry • Poppington • popping a cork • popping corn • popping on the wing

Extra Pooping

When you already pooped once but you gotta go again but it’s not yet diarrhea

I gotta take some time for extra pooping into my schedule

by Meadow rose September 23, 2022

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The act of crapping in a canning jar, driving by the house of someone you hate at a late hour, and breaking the crap filled jar on thier driveway, idealy when you know the high tempurature for the next day is over 75 degrees.

Kyle: Dude, Jack is being suck a douche bag

Carly: Yeah i know! What should we do to him?
Kyle: I think he deserves a Drive-by Pooping!

by pooonyu21 May 30, 2011

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momma still poppin it

MOMMA STILL POPPIN IT

by MOMMA STILL GOT POPPIN IT May 18, 2018

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The Mary Poppins

The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.

Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’

by SauerCrouse51 July 1, 2020

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For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!

I wish I knew, sorry young one

A white gang member - "Ayy Jamal the nigga for real tho"
Jamal - "For real my g homie ain't know wass poppin dawg like on god on momma on crip on blood on gang!"

by Am I black? December 1, 2020

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