Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
by Justin sideme September 21, 2023
A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.
by Patty parker April 20, 2021
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by Micah is the goat June 26, 2024
A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
by princessej March 25, 2018
a rude and absurdly foolish boy with large amounts of jiggle, bounce and balmy with beautiful beckoning derriere...
Zachary- "I just met my friend batty patty in the park"
Genta- "Mmm mm mmmm. Wow! Did you see that derriere bounce?"
Genta- "Mmm mm mmmm. Wow! Did you see that derriere bounce?"
by genbean_0 October 03, 2022