Tecate Boxing

A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.

Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.

by Soups McGee October 15, 2012

Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"

"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."

by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011

Cock in the box

Used to discribe that moment when you have a hard dick and a closed pants but as soon as you open your pants your dick jumps out like a jack in the box

I dont like wearing this pants because it creates a mean cock in the box.

by The Fap Factory March 13, 2015

bank-in-the-box

an automated teller machine (ATM)
also pronounced bank-in-a-box

Hey, let me hit the bank-in-the-box real quick before we go to dinner

by mc88 December 1, 2006

smut box

n: A promiscuous woman or a woman with few sexual inhibitions

My missus can't get enough of it up her shitter, and she's not happy unless I unload all over her face and then slap her tits as she rubs it in. She's such a fucking smut box

by Bert Mandrake January 7, 2011

Mr Box

Some lard gargling, cheese drinking, ass smelling, blob looking, calorie thieving, maccas gorging, Non veggie eating, wide load, hungry hungry hippo, parked bus, salad dodging, butterball headass that cant go up the stairs right.

Guy 1 "Whos that stuggling on the stairs?"
Guy 2 "Its just Mr Box mate."
Guy 1"Ah, BOXY YOUR A FAT CUNT."

by Petrol Inhalor April 4, 2023

Box Milk

Box milk is when you shoot a load inside a lady and it runs down her leg after. Your load runs out of her box making it box milk.

"Dude I filled her full of box milk!"

by Jcon202 September 8, 2011