washed the deck

To eat out a girl

My boyfriend washed the deck so good last night i can not walk right i am so raw from him

by yea me 2 December 31, 2014

on deck

When you got multiple hoes lined up, they on deck. It originally is a baseball term meaning next up to bat.

Person 1: Ayy these girls blowin up my phone I got multiple hoes on deck.
Person 2: I see you boy

by Frostbite5132 February 6, 2022

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023