pot lucky

When your high and you get lucky, aka having sex.

David was so pot lucky last night, he banged 3 chicks

by zztopphillips April 3, 2011

toughie pot

1. A strong toilet that can withold anything up to 5,000 lbs. It also can take anything anyone "drops off"; even White Castle. 2. A marijuana substance that gives someone the illusion of being very strong. 3. A strong person who will not take shit from anyone; nothing gets to them. 4. A metal bowl used for cooking that can withstand tough ingredients such as breaking screws into metal shavings and making gold shavings out of rough rocks.

EX 1: Toughie Pots were on sale today! I couldn't resist buying one since my toilet seat was demolished at that party I had last week.
EX 2: I had this toughie pot and I am ready to take on any mo*fo that comes at me! Bring it bitches!
EX 3: She can really be a toughie pot sometimes!
EX 4: Yesterday I used my toughie pot for the first time to make some bling out of my gold tooth that fell out, and it worked wonders!

by Shan Juan Nessa February 4, 2012

Potted Cheeks

The act of taking mayonnaise and spreading it between a persons butt cheeks, then packing the remaining space between their ass cheeks with potted meat. Then slapping their ass and eating it out like a potted meat sandwich.

Jennifer ran to grab the mayonnaise when Eric suggested that potted cheeks sounded good for dinner.

by Etrained November 20, 2021

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014

Chocolate Pot

When your partner takes a turd in your bellybutton then flattens it down to a smooth finish (Remove excess if necessary).

Last night my man gave me a nice warm chocolate pot, it was very filling.

by EJ charizard69 April 25, 2021

pot musing

A thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. Or smoking funny weed.

- vinnienine: "Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous"
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."

by disintegrationist September 26, 2014

nigger pot

When a nigger gives you a pot

Hey, thanks for the nigger pot!

by Skillotrix July 22, 2018