jhon 4 is a creature not seen by many, but your life will be changed when you see one. You may be wondering when you see a John 4, if you ever got such a chance. The first and main giveaway are his socks and sandals, with the sandals being the main focus. The sandals will say "JOHN" on the left, and "4" on the right. This is an attempt to blend in, and not reveal his real identity. His sandals will also be really shitty and beat up, looking like they are a decade old, despite being on a few years old. He will also be a dumbass, and have brown mop hair, and very white skin. Jhon 4s are tanks, and angering one could lead to your untimely death. But overall, jhon 4 is a memorable creature and take your time admiring this absolute beast.
by allhailkiwi April 30, 2021
Get the jhon 4mug. Ur a fucking Aries,you don’t like starting fights and you be chillin by yourself a lot. Down to do anything
by 😶🌫️😶🌫️ November 22, 2021
Get the April 4mug. 4 is officially below the cutoff line of "would you, or would you not hit that" which means it's worthless, useless and a complete waste of time on every level. It’s applicable to almost any situation where somebody is being a total douchecanoe. If you're being a 4 you're doing something completely lame and loseresque.
"Steven you want to go hit the bars in search of some strange?"
"Nah, I'm about to throw on the fruit boots and meet up with some of the boys"
"Are you guys going to the White Swallow Spa after?"
"Probably just chill down}"
"Don't be a 4"
"Nah, I'm about to throw on the fruit boots and meet up with some of the boys"
"Are you guys going to the White Swallow Spa after?"
"Probably just chill down}"
"Don't be a 4"
by Power Moves September 5, 2018
Get the Don't be a 4mug. The next phone by Apple. Its notoriously the only phone to "re-invent" the smartphone by reinventing what different features are called (lowering the bar). For Example "Video Calling" is "calling" that can only be done over WiFi. "Multitasking" is running multiple apps without actually running multiple apps at the same time. The Display is not only High Res, but its also a "Retina Display" which means its high Res too in addition to that, but still a washed out LCD.
The biggest features of them all tho, Apple's #1 feature, is what Apple calls "Engineered Glass". Its apparently used in Helicopters, trains, and is stronger than plastic. Whatever this "Glass" is its clearly a superior technology to that which is used in other phones. Oh yeah and its Recyclable.
Unfortunately Apple's method of gaining a competitive advantage by "lowing the bar" sort of backfired because it only makes other phones (Nokia, Blackberrys, Android) look better in relevance to the new "lower" standard Apple sets every June/July.
The biggest features of them all tho, Apple's #1 feature, is what Apple calls "Engineered Glass". Its apparently used in Helicopters, trains, and is stronger than plastic. Whatever this "Glass" is its clearly a superior technology to that which is used in other phones. Oh yeah and its Recyclable.
Unfortunately Apple's method of gaining a competitive advantage by "lowing the bar" sort of backfired because it only makes other phones (Nokia, Blackberrys, Android) look better in relevance to the new "lower" standard Apple sets every June/July.
Starving Artist: "Hey did you know Obama uses an iPhone?"
Successful Business Man: "No wonder he can't run the damn country"
Communication Major: "Hey I just paid $299 for an iPhone 4 to downloaded iFart, now I can stream fart noises while I play doodle jump"
Business Major: "Hey I just got a six figure job and get a free corporate blackberry"
Successful Business Man: "No wonder he can't run the damn country"
Communication Major: "Hey I just paid $299 for an iPhone 4 to downloaded iFart, now I can stream fart noises while I play doodle jump"
Business Major: "Hey I just got a six figure job and get a free corporate blackberry"
by TehSakMaster June 25, 2010
Get the iPhone 4mug. "Man, last night, someone threw poop on me out of their window."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."
by T. Barr March 22, 2009
Get the Spiderman 4mug. A group of sororities at the University of Texas in Austin. The sororities include Delta Gamma, Alpha Chi Omega, Alpha Delta Pi and Alpha Phi.
by srattymcintosh September 8, 2013
Get the Core 4mug. Urinating, clearing your bowels and masturbating in the same trip to the washroom. Also referred to as a piss, shit and a wack!
I was supposed to meet K Lo at the party in an hour, but I needed to make time for a number 4 — so I called her and said I'd meet her in 90 minutes.
by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004
Get the number 4mug.