Jewish vineyard

When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids

Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard

by Scurbird September 30, 2020

Jewish Steamroller

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.

Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.

by Cooper123 July 9, 2016

Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.

My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.

by SomeItalian November 8, 2023

Jewish Cumblaster

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.

I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!

by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018

a jewish bathroom break

Taking a shit in one sink, and taking a piss in the other.

"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"

by alankasprzyk23 June 4, 2025

Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.

Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

Jewish gnome

"Jewish Gnome" A.K.A Mac Miller's alter ego.

Or
A Jew that behaves like a Gnome. Tends gardens, uses rakes and picks...not to mention hoes. Many many garden hoes for this gnome...

"Hey, by the way have you ever been Jewish gnomed??" Is a very common way of using the term "Jewish Gnome"+

by Properbullsh!t😺🚬🚬🍪🌈☮🕖 August 3, 2019