squirt works

Is what happens when you are fingering a woman so proficiently that she starts violently squirting all over your forearm, stomach and legs leaving a large puddle of liquid on the floor to mop up with a towel. If squirt works is accomplished it is almost guaranteed the woman will fall in love with you and your skills; be careful.

Last night I met this girl at the bar who invited me back to her place where I fingered her so hard squirt works emanated from between her legs

by Cjd1981#C.Kent July 4, 2017

Men at work

Slang for "I need cocks in my mouth"
commonly used by the LGBT community

Im gonna listen to some men at work now

by kajnowe9283 August 8, 2021

cold work

something done that is not kool or is just fucked up.

"Yo when that nigga switched sides and jumped his man like that, that was cold work."

by Craig WiIliams May 13, 2005

Moon work

its when you have a lot of work for the next day and you want to do something much fun or important (or you just want to hide the fact that you have work to do but you dont want anybody to find out) during the day so you rather do it at night. best way to do it is wait till everybody is sleep at your house (if you live with some one)drink half a cup of coffe so you can sleep the few hours you have left but and be awaken when you are doing your work

last night i moon worked and im so tired right now

by Neko sama October 15, 2018

Work Evader

Someone who tries everything they can to get out of doing work. A person, when asked to so something they say there on there way to go help someone sand floors or some other non related task.
A lazy person that acts super busy when someone is looking at them.

Look at that lazy fuck, he's such a fucking work evader ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 9, 2019

work-bump

When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.

(via text)

you: work-bump

buddy: aw! love you too bro.

by some-random-guy November 17, 2018

Trench Work

When you’re putting in all the hard work now that no one wants to do but you’re doing it for a reason, for a goal or project in life.

Person 1: Mate I’m shattered I haven’t had a day off in weeks

Person 2: shiiiiiiittt, you’re putting in that trench work.

by K_bagP February 19, 2022