nose scratcher

Facial tissue specifically designed for nasal scratching and booger retrieval. The only way to scratch the inside of your nose without becoming a social pariah.

Dad: Stop picking your nose!
Son: I'm not picking! I'M ITCHING!!!
Dad: Then use a Nose Scratcher!

by Rawb2k January 19, 2021

Lake Nose

a condition in which one cannot stop sneezing, blowing their nose, or sniffling. This condition occurs specifically after spending a day on Lake Hopatcong, most likely from getting water in the nasal passage. Usually a self diagnosis.

UGH! I have lake nose and I can't breathe now.

I don't want to go swimming because then I'll get lake nose...

by woohoo123 August 2, 2011

nose chacho

Enjoying some cocaine

While the boys had a brew chacho, I’m going to have a quick nose chacho off Kiki’s ass in the men’s room...

by T-Park January 28, 2019

banana nose

Banana nose is an adjective used to describe someone with an exceedingly large nose, roughly in the shape of a banana.

"That jewish guy is such a banana nose!"

by Fabuloususer15 June 9, 2017

pinocchio's nose

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her

Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"

by foxygranpa April 26, 2015

Cock Nose

you call someone a cock nose when you are losing an argument. or just in general when someone says something stupid.

person 1 - 'you are really shit at this game'

you - 'cock nose'

by sunish c September 19, 2004

Shit Nose

someone who shoves their nose up people's asses to get people to like them.

They can also pick up the scent of anyone's fart within a twenty mile radius.

"That's a nice suit sir". Look at that shit nose sucking up.

If it wasn't for my shit nose, I could enjoy my meals without smelling ass every second.

by Katherine January 13, 2004