I lived in New Canaan for 4 years.
It really sucks because if you don't have money or you're really ugly you are pretty much worthless. Sports are like oxygen to these people- well only sports that bring home championship titles, the other ones are treated like shit. Everyone has pretty much grown up together and everyone knows everyone. If you're really unfortunate looking, you can buy your friendship with cars, clothes, booze, ect. And drugs are pretty big. Not as big as Ridgefield though. Nearly everyone drinks, many people smoke weed, and some people do coke or oxycontin or whatever. The police are all itching to search teenagers because they are just as bored. Mainly people either hate New Canaan or like it. I'm indifferent because the people are mostly very nice, just not to those that are unattractive, lower middle class, or shy. Overall its a great family oriented place. Once you're older though, there's absolutely nothing to do except drink yourself into oblivion.
It really sucks because if you don't have money or you're really ugly you are pretty much worthless. Sports are like oxygen to these people- well only sports that bring home championship titles, the other ones are treated like shit. Everyone has pretty much grown up together and everyone knows everyone. If you're really unfortunate looking, you can buy your friendship with cars, clothes, booze, ect. And drugs are pretty big. Not as big as Ridgefield though. Nearly everyone drinks, many people smoke weed, and some people do coke or oxycontin or whatever. The police are all itching to search teenagers because they are just as bored. Mainly people either hate New Canaan or like it. I'm indifferent because the people are mostly very nice, just not to those that are unattractive, lower middle class, or shy. Overall its a great family oriented place. Once you're older though, there's absolutely nothing to do except drink yourself into oblivion.
by AnotherRandomPerson August 6, 2011
Get the New Canaanmug. The best kinda pussy ever. When your old pussy gets boring and tiresome, new pussy takes its place to create new and awesome memories
by Whopper_jr March 12, 2018
Get the new pussymug. For Obtuse Xenophobes
by Grand Ideal April 7, 2008
Get the Fox Newsmug. Contrary to popular belief, New Hampshire is not even HALF Hicks and Hillbillies. New Hampshire is beautiful in the Fall, hot in the Summer, snowy in the Winter, and great in the Spring. My Home state, and rated one of the best places to live. Southern New Hampshire is just like any other other suburban/rural area, with small towns. Some beautiful neigborhoods, especially in Windham. 40 minutes to bustling Boston, the pride of living here. Great for escape vacations. Very peaceful in comparison to places like Southern California and the crime-ridden streets of Detroit. The Rebel State; many things are legal here that aren't in other states.
Jon: I live in New Hampshire!
Eric: Damn, you're so lucky!
Jon: I know! Just last night while riding my motorcycle without a helmet I bought fireworks from a convience store. They were cheap 'cause they had NO TAX. Oh, I also bought booze from that same store too, not a packie.
Eric: Damn, you're so lucky!
Jon: I know! Just last night while riding my motorcycle without a helmet I bought fireworks from a convience store. They were cheap 'cause they had NO TAX. Oh, I also bought booze from that same store too, not a packie.
by GameBoy3008 September 26, 2005
Get the New Hampshiremug. British army slang for killing the enemy, or the method/instrument used or to be used to kill the enemy.
'We'll breach a hole in the bunker and 6 platoon will go in and deliver the Good News.'
'The air support will be delivering the good news in a 2 minutes'
'The air support will be delivering the good news in a 2 minutes'
by Quixlo February 23, 2009
Get the Good Newsmug. New Orleans is a large port city located as closely as possible to the mouth of the Mississippi River, making it a necessary port to the U.S. and for delivering goods to America's heartland. Though largely decayed and impoverished, the city has a flavor unique from all other cities in the nation due to its rich, creole heritage. It is protected by a faulty U.S. Army Corps of Engineers levee system that has been criminally managed for decades (not very far from many other major American cities). It was misrepresented and brandished when the levees breached in 2005. The levees are not being built to standard, a very low standard, that is.
America's Rio. The city that care forgot and government abandoned. Laissez le mauvais temps roulez!! ReNew Orleans
by Madame Dauphine des Ursulines March 29, 2009
Get the New Orleansmug. The geographical area encompassing Muskingum College, New Concord, Cambridge, and Zanesville, Ohio.
Muskingum College in Ohio is located in the small town of New Concord. Since there is nothing much in this small town, the residents and students often go to the nearby town of Cambridge. Sadly, this town is of little consequence to the rest of the state. The nearby town with name recognition is Zanesville. Therefore, to nebulously describe this geographic area there needs to be a word of its own. New Zanesbridge.
Muskingum College in Ohio is located in the small town of New Concord. Since there is nothing much in this small town, the residents and students often go to the nearby town of Cambridge. Sadly, this town is of little consequence to the rest of the state. The nearby town with name recognition is Zanesville. Therefore, to nebulously describe this geographic area there needs to be a word of its own. New Zanesbridge.
Muskingum Student A: I would really love to go shopping....
Muskingum Student B: At the mall? Or in downtown Cambridge?
MSA: We might have to drive to the other end of New Zanesbridge to find what I am looking for.
MSB: ...
Muskingum Student B: At the mall? Or in downtown Cambridge?
MSA: We might have to drive to the other end of New Zanesbridge to find what I am looking for.
MSB: ...
by John Lifeguard March 6, 2009
Get the New Zanesbridgemug.