brutal pipe murder

The action in which you(Elias Bouchard) kill someone by use of a pipe. Neat, hm?

"Today is the anniversary of brutal pipe murder! Let us all make posts on tumblr and do some silly fanarts once again."

by Buhbyh January 20, 2024

murder hobo

A Dungeons & Dragons player character who is known for killing first and asking questions later.

Person A: How is your party going?
Person B: Not very well, I tried to get them to save a group of orphans but they are all murder hobos.

by Maddaloon February 8, 2024

You can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children

Which is why the Palestinians are going to do... What, exactly? You've killed Hamas... And the rest of the Palestinians are supposed to do what? Live in peace with the Jews? You just said that they can't do that. You've murdered their children. And have sniped several of them on several occasions BEFORE Oct 7th... So... What happens after you kill Hamas?

Hym "So... If you can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children... What are the Palestinians supposed to do after you've killed Hamas? Not live in peace with the people who killed their kids, I guess. That can't be done. It's impossible for them to do that. I guess they'll just have to... I don't know... Rape and murder your kids again, except... Like, later. I mean... You have literally left them no other option! The thing that would be convenient for you is theoretically impossible, to you. Or is it that YOU can't love in peace with the people who murdered your kids but the Palestinians CAN do that, or.... Like, what? It's impossible for THE JEWS to live in peace with people who murder their kids but everyone else HAS TO do it... Non-Jews HAVE to live in peace with the people who murdered their kids or the Jews are allowed to murder THIER kids indiscriminately. Ok... That makes sense... That seems fair for everyone!"

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023

Murderous Maiden

A 5’2 cute, sexy, smart, and gorgeous Vietnamese woman who can steal hearts as easily as she can breathe. Loves k-pop, Minecraft and being praised. Overall she is a wonderful person and if you ever see her out in the wild run for your life before she takes your breath away.

Woah who’s that girl? She just did 83
Backflips and then while clutching a valorant game. Must be a Murderous Maiden.

by SebCrosswel November 20, 2023

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

Murder Tyridge Day

December 15 - be able to legally kill tyridge if a Christmas update hasn't been released yet

person: WHERE'S THE CHRISTMAS UPDAET TYERIDG!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS!
person 2: hey!!! it's Murder Tyridge Day!!! we can kill him now

person: heck yae

by adfawqq December 15, 2023

Murder!!!!

When Ja Rule was in his early teens he witnessed a murder. This caused severe trauma that resulted in a nervous tick. Whenever he is scared or frightened he cries out spontaneously murder!!!

O God please don't let me remember the murder!!!!

by anonymous April 16, 2023