jello monster

A fat-ass who has rippling, bubbly, jiggling, fat flabs hanging from the squishy exterior of his body. there is no reason for this person to be fat, and they are a normal hight, but of extreme and unnecessary weight and mass and density with extra flubber hanging from their body.

OMG, Becky, look at his butt. He is SUCH a jello monster.

by lizlynnakinn December 16, 2008

weed minutes

The perceived length of time at which one actual minute passes in the visceral world of someone under the influence of THC. Most commonly, "weed time" constitutes a multiplicatively extended period from reality to visceral perception, e.g. 5 minutes seems more like 10-20 minutes (i.e. 5 real minutes equal 10-20 weed minutes).

"Hey, Benjarvis! How long till we reach our destination of 'Burger King?'"
"Well see, Ermelinda, it'll probably be about 10 more minutes. But since we are high on 'THC,' the perceived amount of time will most likely be far greater than that - say, half an hour in 'weed minutes,' as they are called."
"Oh, cinnamon and gravy!"

by fuckpants June 9, 2009

Flamin' Hot Monster

A poo you take after too many trips to 7 11 buying flamin' hot cheetos and monster energy drinks

"I should not have made that last 7 11 stop! Give it another 15 minutes and I'm gonna be taking a nasty Flamin' Hot Monster."

by luckystiff27 September 28, 2011

monster mash

it was a graveyard smash
it caught in a flash

a party of monsters guest included wolfman dracula and his son

The coffin-bangers arrived With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

The monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

The zombies were having fun the party had just begun they did the mash they did the monster mash

by Kenny Luge October 9, 2006

monster clit

1. An oversized clitoris "clit". Noticable from cunnilings.

1. Dude, Jamie had a monster clit man.

by Pattyblades September 9, 2008

monster hunter

The most badass game ever created by anyone ever. Due to its high learning curve and difficult nature, it has been shunned by many. However, there are several faithful fans that refuse to take shit from these people.

1: Hey man, wanna /r/ in /b/ with us?
2: liek, too busy playing Monster hunter
2: soz

by DigitalHearts January 10, 2008

Monster Pop

After purchasing a Mega Monster Energy drink from your local 7-11, it's the popping sound you hear when you first twist open the bottle. This sound is created during the event of an 'all nighter'. It is typically associated with college students and all night studying, writing a paper they perhaps put off all semester, or insomniacs.

Billy: *POP* "Dive! Did someone just get shot?!"
Skyler: "Nah dude, that was a monster pop."

by Dah-veed May 10, 2010