Mississippi kite

A black man handing from a tree.

Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.

I was going for a walk through a small town and came across a tree full of Mississippi kites.

by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024

Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.

He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.

by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025

Mississippi Orgy

(n.) - the act of having sex with three or more direct family members

Hey Ma! Me, Billy-Bob, and Jimbo are going down to the lake to meet Mary-May and Cousin Tammy for a good 'ol Mississippi Orgy! Wanna cum?

Sure, sweetie. Should I invite your father?

by Chris Blank April 30, 2013

Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky

Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.

by DildoSchwaggins1886abolisher March 30, 2024

mississippi pot roast

when you and your brother spitroast your sister together

Yeah, I've had a threesome before. We did the mississippi pot roast!

by holdenfraserwatson January 16, 2024

Mississippi Penis Whistle

A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.

Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.

Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.

Man 1: Nice dude.

by PenisWhistler February 2, 2023

Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.

Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.

by Boopis the third January 21, 2021