One psycho girl who doesn't get the picture that you don't want to hang out with her and you don't want to spend time with her. Becomes a problem when you have a new girlfriend and constantly tries to be a caddy bitch and to get involved when the guy loves his new girlfriend more than he loved his "obsessed ex girlfriend".
O.E.G: oh my god i cry every day i'm an obsessed ex girlfriend and i can't live without you
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!
by Hannig September 26, 2005
Get the Obsessed ex girlfriend mug.A weapon, usually a gun. Refer to your "girlfriend" before a fight and watch your enemy falter. By calling your weapon your girlfriend, you are indicating that you are so fucking crazy you think you have an intimate, loving, even sexual relationship with your weapon and cherish it and will kill anyone who messes with it. Thus, it implies a love for fighting and getting buckwild on cowards.
Never leave me baby, I'm paranoid
Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy
Jealous when you hang with the fellas, I wait patiently alone
Anticipating for the moment you come home
I'm waitin by the phone this is true love, I can feel it
Had a lot of women in my bed, but you the realest
So if you ever need me call, I'll be there through it all
You're the reason I can stand tall, me and my girlfriend
Q: Why the hell did Pac wait by the phone for his gun to call him?
A: SEE WHAT I MEAN IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD ASS KILLA
Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy
Jealous when you hang with the fellas, I wait patiently alone
Anticipating for the moment you come home
I'm waitin by the phone this is true love, I can feel it
Had a lot of women in my bed, but you the realest
So if you ever need me call, I'll be there through it all
You're the reason I can stand tall, me and my girlfriend
Q: Why the hell did Pac wait by the phone for his gun to call him?
A: SEE WHAT I MEAN IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD ASS KILLA
by hold me down baby witness the power December 28, 2005
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(N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.
by Gary "the man" Busey November 13, 2007
Get the fake girlfriend mug.analogous to micro-managing, a microfriend is someone who is kinda obsessed or over-obsessed about the friendly circle he/she has or any given friend in particular. Such people feel themselves ONLY as a group, without any individualist streak, no personal opinions, no personal choices, no individual leadership as well.
Floating souls totally governed by per people around them. The relation to micromanagement is that a microfriend is always out there spying on his/her friends, a constant need of over-information about others make then a microfriend.
Floating souls totally governed by per people around them. The relation to micromanagement is that a microfriend is always out there spying on his/her friends, a constant need of over-information about others make then a microfriend.
Suzy: Hey whats with your friend John, he's all over your facebook profile, digging into your room and personal stuff, asking all sorts of weird questions about you from us all.
Mark: He is microfriend of mine, though nice and helpful but kinda pain in the a$$ sometimes.
Mark: He is microfriend of mine, though nice and helpful but kinda pain in the a$$ sometimes.
by wtf_tj October 7, 2009
Get the microfriend mug.That cunt that is always telling your girlfriend you are a no good mother fucker and that she can do so much better than you
by Iron head July 7, 2017
Get the girlfriends bff mug.A best friend you can be VERY gay with.
by jenelleybean February 1, 2018
Get the Girlfriend mug.1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp November 16, 2019
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