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Open Mike

A rather unfortunately common misspelling of the phrase, "open mic" which is an event staged by bars & nightclubs allow ordinary people to go onstage and sing, tell dirty jokes, or spout off a bountifully overflowing cornucopia of toilet tongue just to try and liven up an otherwise dull house.

Seen in printed material only (such as a sign in a window); as "open mike" and, "open mic" are pronounced exactly the same.
MAY 31 OPEN MIKE FROM 7 TO 11
by Telephony May 15, 2015
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mike hoxlittle

Pronounced My Cocks little

A term used to embarass socially unaccepted people by asking them if they know said term.
"hey zack salyers do you know who mike is?"
"umm mike who?"
"hoxlittle."
"no i dont know a mike hoxlittle."
"haha you retard."
by tommy pike February 4, 2009
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Get Miked

A non-profane way to tell someone to 'get fucked' or 'fuck off'
Whoever hit my car can GET MIKED!
by this-is-fine-69 May 12, 2021
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Mike Wallace

Mike Wallace-verb

To completely and utterly make a fool of someone using only your quick wits and verbal skills.
John: Bro, you know the Redskins are way better than the Packers!

Dave: You kidding me? Just tell me who has the most Superbowl wins.

Sean: Oh snap! You totally just Mike Wallaced him, Dave!
by TheRealSirSnills September 23, 2012
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Musty Mike

A term used for somebody with the absolutely grossest hands. Nastiest shit, you don't want to shake hands with them, commonly used with people who chew their nails and or pick their nose
Guy 1: *picks nose* bring it in for a handshake.
Guy 2: hell no get those musty mikes away from me!
by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015
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Mike Shinoda

it stars with Mike Shinoda
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
To keep him out of my mind
I designed this rhymes
to make my self clear
All I know..
Mike is a adorable thing......
he's the one!!
by melisa January 13, 2004
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Mike's Song

A song written by Phish bassist Mike Gordon. It was in the Phish reportoire for over 15 years, and is often played before I Am Hydrogen and Weekapaug Groove to form Mike's Groove. If there is one Phish song most people have heard, this is probably it. It has one of the most distinct and awesome riffs of all time to open the song.
Mike's Song was performed at its best on 8/11/93.
by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005
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