Minchiadurə

Minchiaduro(CB)/Minchiadurə

1) Something sturdy and long, usually a tool for beating people, this has its roots from the vehemence of the Sanniti folks. Numerous paintings have been found representing these tools used in various ways by the Sanniti. They were so ahead of their times that they used Minchiaduros to fence their gardens, to beat the Romans out of their homes and, most importantly, to penetrate each other's porks. Remains of these folklore can still be found around Benevento, but they long forgot how to handle such a powerful tool. As for the word itself, though gradually becoming less and less used, it can still be heard in some remote villages of the magnificent area.

2) Someone who has cazzimma, usually someone who has the courage to show up in Campobasso's Terminal Bus stop with iron chains to beat up someone, or to boost their ego. Standing in the shady area of the Terminal, Minchiaduros usually lurk in the shadows where they are able to move quickly and swiftly, constantly keeping eye contact with their victims, almost as if they were challenging you to a fight at IPIA (remarkable culture and arts hotspot located in the prestigious area of San Giovanni on the outskirts of Campobasso).

Side note: Over time the diphthong CB has been erased by catholic church's influence, tho it is rumored that it might have started the *very real* esoteric riot of Benevento's satanist cult called "Cacciunə".

1) Tenevə chiglə minchiadurə 'mman, cə l'agg mnat ngap compà!

(I caught myself with a Minchiaduro in my hand, I couldn't help but hitting my mate's head with it bro!)

2) Statt' accortə a chigli Minchiaduri llà, 'ca sinnò o' cul a unə a un apeeeeeee!
(Be wary of those Minchiaduros over there, otherwise they'll kick your ass!!!)

by SannitaLover69 April 5, 2024

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