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McDonalds 

A place where you can get a cheese buger, fries, and a Coke, for less than 3 dollars. Need I say more?
I'm getting a craving for cheap, tasteless, grasy cardboard. Let's go to McDonalds.
McDonalds by jusme October 10, 2003

Mcdonalds Conspiracy 

Ok, so heres the "Mcdonalds Conspiracy": Mcdonalds and LA fitness are in Cahoots, so, when a person eats a bunch of Big-Macs they feel guilty and get LA Fitness memberships. Then after all their hard work they feel they can "afford" to eat a Big-Mac. Then thats when the addicitions start kicking in. Then you spend late nights pondering why you keep getting fat then you go to the gym again, so, in this sense Miccy D's get LA Fitness customers and Vise-versa.
So you think thats it? NO!! Well, theres a third wheel...IPOD!!! Most people when running on the tred-mill or the just working out listen to their IPODS, and since IPODS are so poorly made the battery life soon decreases bit by bit due to all the usage, then it causes you to buy another IPOD then the same thing happens again until McDonalds, LA Fitness, and IPOD are making more money than any other franchise in this earth thus the reason those are the biggest franschises. Break The Habit

McDonalds 

A place were people order a big Mac, double fries, double salad & a DIET cola.
I'm loving it! McDonalds.

mcdonalds 

heroin aka ronald mcdonald aka ron aka heroin very lowkey term
yo man you wanna go grab some mcdonalds
mcdonalds by lysergicaddict September 24, 2009

McDonalds 

Somewhere which sells burgers full of chemicals and fat but taste so nice people try not to think of the fat and preservatives.
I saw two pictures of McDonalds burgers, one from 1995 and one from 2008.

The one from 1995 looked identical to the one from 2008.

McDonalds Breakdown 

When one becomes fed up of a stressful career and decides McDonalds is the eaier option
Dom: Did you hear about Becky?
Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown. She started working there yesterday.
McDonalds Breakdown by Clifton Reed December 19, 2011