Crush that muff

Eating vagina.

Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019

Muff Dander

Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.

I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.

by HarpCity January 26, 2019

Muff dribble

A term of endearment but also an insult. Literally meaning the fluid from a vagina

Don't be silly, you fucking muff dribble

by Snakepig January 16, 2020

Muff cup

Lesbians cupping their lovers cunts while they use spirit fingers for pleasuring.

The two lesbians muff cupped each other whilst making sweet sweet love.

by Iioveupookey266261 May 21, 2014

Muff Train

When 3 or more girls are in row eating each other out.

Chew-chew The 3 bitches are on the muff train.

by The Horny Batman February 27, 2011

Sneaky muff

A lesbian behind closed doors, but still pretends to hit on and like the attention of guys to conceal her secret.

Omg, Amber is all over Kelly but keeps hooking up with that guy that’s all over her. She’s such a sneaky muff.

by Cottonheadedninnymuffins October 04, 2018

Tuff Muff

A strong booty

Gym bro: hey dude nice tuff muff. Other gym bro: thanks yours too

by NOTKXI March 03, 2023