muff cheddar

Vagina cheese

That girl has muff cheddar don’t go near her

by Johnoo123 June 5, 2018

Muff Giggle

A Muff Giggle is a rapid expulsion of air from a females vagina, typically following sexual intercourse.

Was that muff giggle I just heard, or was it last nights dinner?

by texas_lexus August 25, 2011

muff mucous

The sticky gooey discharge from a woman’s vagina.

My muff mucous ruined my underwear.

by DesertSancho August 3, 2023

muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010

Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.

Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!

by Zombiestl October 8, 2017

Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.

“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”

by Vitalogist January 12, 2020

Muff Nuggets

The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair

"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"

by Busted Gumboot January 18, 2017