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Mega Monday

The day the Dow & S&P crashed, Oil prices dropped, a world wide Pandemic, and the Worm full moon. Mega Monday March 9th 2020
Do you remember Mega Monday? We were all screwed!
by Dubstephero March 9, 2020
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Prank Monday

by leon kennedy March 8, 2025
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A month of Mondays

A month on Mondays is four weeks
Ali, I haven’t played call of duty with my brother in a month of Mondays
by Mister Pasta May 29, 2023
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MONDAY

by George Wallace June 5, 2018
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White shirt Monday

by Light skin mf May 21, 2022
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Singles’ Monday

1st Monday after Valentines day, was invented by Dania Restaurant in Romania to celebrate and reward single people
Damn that SinglesMonday offer at Dania filled me up today
by monkeyboonoo February 16, 2025
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Manlet Monday

A time when a bunch of minuscule manlets get together to whine about having spent another torturous weekend alone as always and to mentally prepare themselves for an undoubtedly horrific week of constant humiliation and well-deserved bullying due to their laughably obvious manletism and abominable Napoleon complex. The stunted and diminutive manlet boys usually dance around wearing Oompa Loompa costumes while listening to Short People, thusly worshipping their idol Randy Newman in a futile and desperate bid to be finally blessed with an invaluable and long-awaited growth spurt.
Lol, why are those sissy manlets dressed up as Oompa Loompas holding hands over there? It must be Manlet Monday. Those midget monstrosities are probably waddling to the nearest hobbit-hole. Good. I don't want no short people around here.
by ManletDepreciator August 14, 2024
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