thirsty midget

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

fridget midget

A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog

OMG josh is such a fridget midget

by Joshlover March 21, 2017

Fidget-Midget

The Fidget-midgets are the most stoked creatures on this planet right now, with the most collected fidgets, and the highest fidget knowledge.

Oh, look! There goes one of those Fidget-midgets! He will bless you with fidget lore!

by Lord Fidget May 23, 2017

Pure Midget

Not just a midget but the purest and smallest of midgets. The smallest peoples who are not actual dwarves.

Oi, your mate is a pure midget

by a fan of Harry Potter May 4, 2018

hooded midget

Is used to describe an uncircumsized micro penis.

I could barely get his hooded midget inside me, when it was "in" I couldn't tell.

by BJ Dailey May 26, 2018

Mean midget syndrome

Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.

The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.

by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019

The Midget wrench

The Midget wrench is the act of beating off as a miget

Have you seen Carl around yeah I saw that tiny perverted fuck on the can doing the midget wrench

by Pluto nigga September 10, 2019