Jack Martin

The retarded kid who always does the most stupid things and never learns his lesson. He will jump out of a window and break his leg and say “wow, that was fun”. He is the guy who runs out on a football field naked, he will talk back at a teacher with no remorse, and he will always be this way even when he is in his 40’s he will still be the most immature man you know.

Don’t be such a jack Martin, your gonna get yourself killed.

by Doritokale November 8, 2017

herr martin

the swankiest german teacher you'll get
he never actually checks homework and his sidekick jack is hot af
can jack be in my grade plz

fuck man i hatin'te herr martin
WELL FUCK YOU DONT YOU DISRESPECT LIKE THAT

by TelepatheticLoser March 12, 2017

Cameron Martin Swagga

The Cameron Martin Swagga is a dance move invented in Tahoma Senior Highschool by the ghetto black child, Cameron Martin himself. The move consists of a thrusting/humping motion of the hips to the left side, then the right side and is to be done in the day and in the night.

How did the Cameron Martin Swagga come to be? Once upon a time, in Global Academy, Cameron Martin was getting hated on by Alaskan haters and angry black women that threw quarters in his face. So Cameron Martin did what Cameron Martin did best, he swagga'd on and he swagga'd away those evil do'ers. When people challenged his raping skills, he swagga'd. When a science teacher caught him making a statement, he swagga'd. Even when crazy white bitches flipped a shit and chased him into the bathroom, he swagga'd.

So whenever you are in doubt,
Swagga to the left.
Swagga to the right.
Swagga in the day.
Swagga in the night.
Do it every day, till its got you feeling right.

Bring it back, son.

Cameron: "I Cameron Martin Swagga him from behind..."
Person #1: "You swagged a guy?"
Cameron: "Yeeea dawg!"

by Daniiiiiiiiii October 27, 2010

francisco martin duran

crazy latino man who shot up the white house with an sks

did you see that crazy francisco martin duran guy who shot up the white house?

by alexde May 8, 2007

dan martin

1. the G.O.A.T.
2.Starred in "Paul Blart Mall Cop."
3. Does a great orangutan impression.

Mike- Is that Dan Martin over there.
Oliver- Yeah, is he stuck in the door.
Mike-Classic Dan.

by dfsxwqdebcuebwfjadshbcke March 15, 2017

jb martin

A school in the south that is full of stereotypical cliques.

You go to such a basic school, it has to be JB Martin

by L71 May 9, 2018

Camron Martin

A skinny kid who has no food at lunch, but only has pop tarts. He smells. His dad is typically bald. Camron looks like Gumby

Camron Martin is a faggot

by Bdjdjnfnd February 7, 2019