Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.

Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.

by kyle cota June 28, 2006

Ambiguous Mating

derieved from the African culture, where a male species exchanges and sucks bodily fluids with another male, creating an excess amount of fluids in the mouth and the uterus of a tran.

Phil says "me, you, Ambiguous Mating!!", Toby replies "yes!!!! EXCHANGE FLUIDS!!!!" Both Toby and Phil "too much fluid in mouth and vagina.....yum!"

by Brendas gotababy April 18, 2007

making waffles

1. Masturbating
2. Touching yourself, also known as jacking off

After Carl saw those hot chicks in the pool he ran to the bathroom to make some waffles.

by Count Dulof April 23, 2005

Mazingo

A rare, four legged carnivorous mammal indigenous to northern New Zealand; normally prized by poachers for it's sleek, leopard-like coat of fur

Tonight on National Geographic, we ride on safari in New Zealand...in search of the elusive Mazingo

by RM April 3, 2003

making sweaty

the act of slipping off your partner during while getttin some

"yo howd it go last night? i must have been really hot in that car"
"dude you dont even know, it go so hot we started making sweaty and i fell off the seat it was so slippery."

by tjmorrison February 26, 2009

Making Water

Taking a long, long beer piss.

Man, I drank twelve beers driving up to Northern Michigan and finally had to pull over and prompting began "making water".

by karatekidlll June 18, 2009

Making buns

If a child or a parent is near, and you don't want to say 'Dude, I totally had sex with that girl!'. Instead, you say 'Dude, I totally made some buns with that girl last night!'. 'Making buns', putting it simply, is just having sex.

"Omg, did you hear about Demi and Dan? I heard they were up all night making buns last night!"

by TUNNICHWOLLEN January 25, 2010