by yourmommx May 27, 2022
mum-‘ what you doin today?’
me-‘mum its 13th of may, im goin to my boyfriends house.’
mum-‘okay, use protection!’
me-‘mum its 13th of may, im goin to my boyfriends house.’
mum-‘okay, use protection!’
by l0v3.ly7n January 02, 2022
by julybabygirl November 03, 2020
A Mari-May is a beautiful person inside and out. She will do anything for family friends or love interest, and she can always tell if you're feeling down. A Mari-May is very similar to a Annabell or an Anaya. Goofy funny crazy moos and is a bookworm. And will understand how you're feeling, Well...... She'll try and understand
by Love_your_moom_and_naynay^_^ February 24, 2019
Black man: i actually didn’t really like how that policeman killed the bla-
White Policeman: SHUT UP LIBTARD *shoots rubber bullets*
Everyone: holy shit fuck May 2020
White Policeman: SHUT UP LIBTARD *shoots rubber bullets*
Everyone: holy shit fuck May 2020
by Cocknballnballncock May 31, 2020
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