A very small (tiny, 0.0001cm) cock also knowkn as 'El da smala cocka). Girls often get scared of it and run away to the cracken (Gabriels cock)
by police force 69 July 11, 2018
Inappropriate and/or unnecessarily short sorts worn by a man. Normally denim but can also be seen in cords and if you are really lucky, florals.
Look at that guy playing center field. He is wearing Lazy Luke's and drinking the Champaign of Beers.
by irjohn August 29, 2010
James: Hey, have you seen Y3 Lukes new world record attempt?
Kobe (dead): Yeah Some Virgin guy who plays way to much skate.
Kobe (dead): Yeah Some Virgin guy who plays way to much skate.
by Sosa1279 February 19, 2023
a man who is not mature, somewhat tall, curly hair, can do a backflip, loves D&D. Due to this a lot of girls like him. these girls beg for him. luke has friends who at times call him a punk and annoying but they are still friends. luke is not a simp however he is not a dog.
Also, he sucks at chess and is a cheater
Also, he sucks at chess and is a cheater
by KJ SWISH May 4, 2021
one who's dick can span across the entire Pangea super continent and has testicles that are slimed with shmegma.
Wow that kid reminds me of Luke Welsh.
Ya he does look like a Hiroshima survivor who wasn't in Hiroshima because he has 8th degree Alzheimer's.
Ya he does look like a Hiroshima survivor who wasn't in Hiroshima because he has 8th degree Alzheimer's.
by aightbetchill March 28, 2019
Been friend zoned by every single girl. Broke his back at school. Plays soccer. Luke Foster drinks a box and doesn't get drunk. Vodka Cruisers.
by 1inch Dick June 28, 2019